My Last Nerve Lavender Candle
Smells like lavender and emotional exhaustion. The perfect gift for women who are one minor inconvenience away.
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Chicken Keychain Gifts
Tiny, ridiculous, and impossible not to laugh at. A daily reminder to not take life too seriously.
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Crazy Socks for Women
Bold, comfy, and slightly unhinged—just like her personality. Perfect for lazy days and loud outfits.
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Burrito Tortilla Throw Blanket
Wrap her up like the human burrito she truly is. Cozy, funny, and dangerously nap-inducing.
View on AmazonGrow A Boyfriend
Just add water and watch him grow — no cooking, cleaning or emotional labor required.
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Flirty, funny and totally personal — the kind of gift that says “I know your humor is wild.”
View on AmazonThe Rosé Wine Bottle Pool Float
For pool days where the vibe is 80% floating, 20% sipping and 0% responsibilities.
View on AmazonMermaid Tails
For the friend who is 100% sure she was a mermaid in her past life.
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Why just bat your lashes when they can literally light up the room?
View on AmazonMerry Dickmas Lipstick
The perfect stocking stuffer for friends whose holiday humor is… not exactly PG.
View on AmazonCoffee Mug Novelty Gag
For caffeine queens who like their morning roast extra strong and their mug slightly inappropriate.
View on AmazonTitty Wipes
Self-care meets silly — a cheeky little pamper gift she’ll laugh at and secretly use.
View on AmazonFunny Socks – I Love Cocktails
Perfect for girls’ night in: fuzzy feet, cozy vibes and cocktails on repeat.
View on AmazonFuzzy Socks for Women
So soft she’ll cancel plans just to stay home and wiggle her toes.
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